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Sporting Clube de Macau, commonly known as Sporting Macau or just Sporting, is a Macanese professional football club that competes in the Liga de Elite. It was founded in 1926 as a branch of Sporting Clube de Portugal.
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Elphinstone Place is a cancelled skyscraper project that was scheduled to be built in Glasgow, Scotland. The building, which had been in the planning stage since 2004 would have been a mixed-use development consisting of office, retail and residential. It was to be built on the site of the former Strathclyde Regional Council Headquarters.
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